No 8 in the UK charts in 1974. Slightly different lyrics as taken from a performance on TOTP on youtube also I've added a Bm to round the outro off which generally goes to fade before the last few chords. Intro = Em Verse 1 Em C Mr Soft turn around and force the world D Em To watch the things you're going through Em C Mr Soft believe everything they tell you D Em And be damned if there’s a thank you Am Em You paint everything so cruel Am Em Coming on like Mr Cool Am G Paint your face and shut the gate F# N/C No-one's coming home till late ooh la ooh key ouch Verse 2 Em C Don’t you know life gets tedious enough D Em Without this extra grudge to bear C You so slow shift your ideas make your mind up Em In a jiffy let's be fair Am Em We'll be taking off tonight Am Em Turn off your eyes and shut the light Am G You’re the most you’re so unreal F# N/C We'd all be dead without your spiel get out the piano Music only as per verse chords Em C D Em Em C D Em Am Em Am Em Am G F# G G# Verse 3 Em C Mr Soft go to town and bring the dawn in D Em In the morning on your way C Mr Soft put your feet upon the waters D Em And play Jesus for the day Am Em And you begin to hear them mumble Am Em Spot the Starman rough and tumble Am G Fight the good fight sling your axe F# N/C Watch the speaker lead the packs ooh that guitar Outro as per verse chords Em C D Em Em C D Em Am Em Am Em Am G F# Em Bm