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[Egoraptor]
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It was a dark and spooky Halloween night
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When I, Dracula, thought that I would invite
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All of my freaky friends who were there in a flash
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To a big dance party; a Monster Mash!
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Wolfman, Frankenstein and Mummy were there
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While Medusa fed some mice to the snakes in her hair
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It was a groovy good time for a vampire bat
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To fly out of his coffin and - wait, what was that?
[Danny Sexbang]
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Tis I! Never fear, Simon Belmont is here
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To destroy evil monsters and all you hold dear
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I will end your cruel necromancing
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[Ego] Actually, we were just dancing (UGH)
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[Dan] To Hell, demon beasts, from whence you came
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You're in Castlevania, this isn't a game
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Now run away, free this land of its chains
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As God is my witness, I shall see you all slain!
[Ego]
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Later that night, we went back to my castle
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Where we could dance in peace, and also never get hassled
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We had fun playing Twister on my queen sized bed
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The party was smaller cause Wolfman was dead
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At midnight I heard the Grim Reaper say
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"I brought Guitar Hero, so who wants to play"
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It was Swampman on vocals, Nosferatu on bass
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Boy you should have seen the silly, funny look on his - Oh God, no!
[Dan]
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Tis I! Never fear, Simon Belmont is here! [Ego] Shit!
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[Dan] The power of Christ is infused in my spear
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I'll put an end to your horrible reign!
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[Ego] But we're just playing Twister!
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[Dan] I rip out your brain!
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I will restore all the glory of light
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With my whip and my crystals I'll take back the night!
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[Ego] You knocked over the chips!
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[Dan] Sound the death knell
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Medusa, you she-bitch, I will see you in Hell!
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[Ego] For the love of God, Simon, what the fuck is your deal?
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[Dan] You don't invite me to your parties, do you know how that feels?
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[Ego] Are you frigging serious, you killed all my guests!
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Just cause you felt left out?
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[Dan] No... yes..
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[Ego] Well, monsters like me can still be your friend
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Just stop bringing our lives to a god-awful end
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Now, since we are the only ones left alive
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Let's play two-man Twister, come on, give it a try!
[Both] Alright!!
[Outro]
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[Ego] Right foot; green! Ah!
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[Dan] Sorry, sorry, force of habit
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Well, he is dead
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Looks like I have won at Twister!
