C The theatre, the theatre G What’s happening to the theatre? C G Especially where manners are concerned C We’re acting, we’re singing G Is that your phone that’s ringing? C Am G Don’t you realise that that thing should be turned off Am Unless you are the President of C These United States G There’s nothing happening on your iPhone N.C. That can’t wait C So look up G Look up Am F Look up from your phone C So look up G Look up Am F Did you think you were at home? F Why would you wanna be C On your phone F Instead of watching motherfucking C Patti LuPone, she’s right in Am Front of your face F What a disgrace G Not to mention all that money you wasted (Knock three times on your instrument) C So look up G Look up Am F Look up from your device C So look up G Look up Am F Don’t make her ask you twice F Are you really gonna C Be so dumb F To text someone during C Hamilton? F G If you don’t want your ticket G I can think of somewhere you can stick it N.C. Don’t be a dick! C And look up G Look up Am F We’re all up here for you C So look up G Look up Am F It’s crazy but it’s true F I promise it won’t kill you C If you put it away F You might even find that you C Enjoy the play Am Cause when the curtain comes down F You won’t have to see G The whole theatre staring at you angrily… C So look up G Look up Am F Look up from your phone C So look up G Look up Am F Did you think you were at home? I think this is correct. - HAM
