Em Am Em Am Em
I'm counting back the number of the steps
Am Em B7 C B7
it took for me to get back on the wagon of the weekend
Em Am Em Am G
I'll use the autotimer to prove that I'll
Am C D
get home with my imagination
G Am C D
if they find the body in the basement
G Am C D
in the very house that she was raised in
Em Am Em Am Em
I'm taking down the number of the times
Am Em B7 C B7
so when we get the sign from god I'll be the first to call them
Em Am Em Am G
I'm taking back the number of the beast
Am C D
cause six is not a pretty number
G Am C D
eight or three are definitely better
G Am C D
A is for the address on the letter
G Am C D Em Am Em Am B7
to my alcoholic friends
Em Am Em Am Em
I'm trying hard not to be ashamed
Am G Am C D
not to know the name of who is waking up beside me
G Am C D
or the date, the season, or the city
G Am C D
but at least the ceiling's very pretty
G Am C D
and if you are holding it against me
Em B7 C B7
I'll be on my best behavior
Em B7 C B7
taking shots for mother nature
Em B7 C B7
once my fist is in the cupboard
Em B7 C B7
love is never falling over
(repeat intro riff) Em Am B7
G Am C D
Should I choose a noble occupation?
G Am C D
If I did I'd only show up late and
G Am C D
sick and they would tear at me with hatred
G Am C D
plus my only natural talent's wasted
G Am C D G
on my alcoholic friends
Am C D G
my alcoholic friends
Am C D G
the party never ends
Am C D Em
my alcoholic friends
