Capo on 2nd Fret [Intro] Asus2, C, B, G [Verse 1] Asus2 Punctured bicycle C B G On a hillside desolate Asus2-C-B Will nature make a man of me yet? G When in this charming car Asus2-C-B This charming man G Why pamper life's complexity When the leather runs smooth Asus2-C-B On the passenger's seat? [Chorus] G I would go out tonight Asus2-C-B But I haven't got a stitch to wear G This man said "it's gruesome Asus2-C-B That someone so handsome should care" [Verse 2] C D Em Ah ! A jumped-up pantry boy Asus2 C Who never knew his place D Em He said "return the ring" C D Em Asus2 He knows so much about these things C D Em He knows so much about these things [Chorus] G I would go out tonight Asus2-C-B But I haven't got a stitch to wear G This man said "it's gruesome Asus2-C-B That someone so handsome should care" [Bridge] G Asus2-C-B La, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man G Asus2-C-B Oh, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man [Verse 3] C D Em Ah ! A jumped-up pantry boy Asus2 C Who never knew his place D Em He said "return the ring" C D Em Asus2 He knows so much about these things C D Em Asus2 He knows so much about these things C D Em He knows so much about these things