D A B
e|------------------------------------
B|------------------------------------
G|-----7------------------------------
D|-----7--------7----------9----------
A|-----5--------7----------9----------
E|--------------5----------7----------
D A
Why are the girls, down at the Pita Pit,
B
Why are they so Cute? Why are they so cute?
D A
Is it is because I am drunk or I'm fucked up,
B
Or because they're Handling, handling my food
D A
I went down the the city lights,
B
I wished they'd turn off the light
D A B (Hold)
When they're deep frying my Poots, my Poutine.
D A
I go home, I sit on my couch,
B
I watch John Candy movies and I eat my Poutine
D
It's like some kind of wonderful dream,
A B
I laugh so hard I spit at the scene, and poutine comes out,
D A B (hold one)
And I can't see the end of summer rentallllll
D A
My friend's in love with a small girls,
B
Who like like a small boy, oh we make fun of you,
D A
But I saw her the other day down on sharpe street
B
SHe's looking Pretty cute, More like really cute,
D A B
So when we are making fun of you, I'm making fun of myself
BA Johnston is the greatest entertainer in history.
