Dierks Bentley - Drunk On A Plane Capo 2nd G = 320033 Cadd9 = x32033 Em7 = 022033 D = x00232 Intro G |Cadd9 ||x2 Verse 1 G Cadd9 I took two weeks’ vacation for the honeymoon G Cadd9 A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun Em7 D Cadd9 I couldn't get my money back so I'm in seat 7A D I'm getting drunk on a plane G Cadd9 I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy G Cadd9 Cause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside me Em7 D Cadd9 Now I've got empty mini bottles fillin' both our trays D I'm getting drunk on a plane Chorus G Cadd9 Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot it's a party Em7 Cadd9 Got this 737 rockin' like a G6 G Cadd9 Stewardess is somethin' sexy leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey Em7 Cadd9 Told her about my condition, got a little mile-high flight attention G Em7 Cadd9 D It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high I may never come down G Em7 Cadd9 I'll try anything to drown out the pain; they all know why D I'm getting drunk on a plane Interlude G |Cadd9 ||x2 Verse 2 G Cadd9 We had this date marked on the calendar forever G Cadd9 We'd take that new wed limo airport ride together Em7 D Cadd9 I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake D So hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane Chorus G Cadd9 Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot it's a party Em7 Cadd9 Got this 737 rockin' like a G6 G Cadd9 Stewardess is somethin' sexy leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey Em7 Cadd9 Told her about my condition, got a little mile-high flight attention G Em7 Cadd9 D It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high I may never come down G Em7 Cadd9 I'll try anything to drown out the pain; they all know why D I'm getting drunk on a plane Solo Em7 |Cadd9 |G |D ||x2 D Verse 3 G Cadd9 On my way home I'll bump this seat right up to first class G Cadd9 So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass Em7 D Cadd9 And when we land I'll call her up and tell her kiss my ass D 'Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane Chorus G Cadd9 Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot it's a party Em7 Cadd9 Got this 737 rockin' like a G6 G Cadd9 Stewardess is somethin' sexy leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey Em7 Cadd9 Told her about my condition, got a little mile-high flight attention G Em7 Cadd9 D It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high I may never come down G Em7 Cadd9 I'll try anything to drown out the pain; they all know why D G I'm getting drunk on a plane Cadd9 G I'm getting drunk on a plane Cadd9 G Cadd9 G I might be passed out in the baggage claim Cadd9 G But right now I'm drunk on a plane