This is a piano song translated to guitar, but this works pretty well, I like to pick the bass note and then pluck or strum the rest of the chord Intro D D/C Bm A G A D D D/C# Bm A Howard drives a minivan with the cruise ships from Ft. Lauderdale G A D And it's been that way since 1994 D D/C# Bm A Does his business on a flip phone with the most obnoxious ringtone G A D I didn't ask but I can tell he's from New York Bm A G G/F# And he spoke proudly of his daughter and that this fall she'd be in college G A D And that he always wished he'd gotten his degree Bm A G G/F# You can tell he came from nothing, built a future out of hustling G A D And somehow I'm the one you people pay to see G D Oh isn't that just the way it goes A Bm You're dealt a good hand and you get celebrated G D Oh how am I the only one who knows A D D/C Bm A G A D I'm half the man of the men who drive me places D D/C# Bm A Danny showed up early fifteen minutes till five thirty G A D Making sure that I'd be on my morning flight D D/C# Bm A He said he'd love to fix computers, but that he can't until he's fluent G A D So he spends his driving money taking class at night Bm A G G/F# He wore a neatly ironed dress shirt and he helps his kids with homework G A D And deep inside I couldn't help but ask myself Bm A G G/F# Why that at night I'm up on stage, everybody knows my name G A D While Danny's early picking up somebody else G D Oh isn't that just the way it goes A Bm You're dealt a good hand and you get celebrated G D Oh how am I the only one who knows A D D/C Bm A G A D I'm half the man of the men that drive me places D D/C# Bm A And now everything's not given, I work hard to make my living G A Bm But I'll give credit where I think credits due Bm A Maybe you got dealt a good hand G G/F# Maybe you play it the best that you can G Bm G Bm But I don't know how far you'd walk without those cards G Bm A In Howard and Danny's working shoes G D But that's just the way it goes A Bm You're dealt a good hand and you get celebrated G D Oh how am I the only one who knows A D D/C# Bm A G A D I'm half the man of the men that drive me places