xOkay this is a good song, one of my favourites but there are a lot of chords and we all know what Incubus are like for switching to tonic keys and having odd changes so bear with it, I'm pretty sure this is near accurate. You can play the chords either as power chords or as the full barre, for example; C#5 or C#m. Chords: Asus2: x02200 B5 (2): x244xxx B5 (7): 799xxx C#5: x466xx Dsus2: xx0230 E5 (2): 02xxxx E5 (7): x799xx E6: x42400 Eadd9: 022102 Esus4: 022200 Em7: 022030 Ebm: x68876 F#5: 244xxx G#m: 466444 Xx: Muted Strums [Intro] [E6] E5 E|-------0-------------------------------------------------0-00--| B|-------0----------------0----------------0---------------0-00--| D|----4----4-----------4----4----------4-----4-----------4-------| G|--2---2----2-------2---2----2------2---2-----2-------2---------| A|4------------4-p-0------------4--4-------------4-p-0-----------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------| [Pre-Verse:] Pardon me while I burst C#5 Asus2 C#5 Asus2 C#5 Asus2 E5(7) B5(7) Esus4 ... (Wo-oah's) [Verse] Eadd9 A decade ago, C#sus2 I never thought I would be, Dsus2 at twenty-three, on the verge of G#m spontaneous combustion. -Woe-is-me.- Em7 But I guess that it comes Ebm with the territory, Eadd9 An ominous landscape of C#sus2 never-ending calamity. Dsus2 I need you to hear, G#m I need you to see Em7 that I have had all I can take and Ebm exploding seems like an imminent possibility Asus2 to me [Chorus] C#5 So pardon me while I burst B5 into flames. Asus2 I've had enough of the world F#5 E5 F#5 E5 and its people's mindless games. C#5 B5 So pardon me while I burn Asus2 and rise above the flame. F#5 E5 F#5 E5 Pardon me, pardon me... C#5 B5 I'll never be the same! G#5 (x2) xx (x2) E5 (x2) xx (x2) [Verse] Eadd9 Not two days ago, C#sus2 I was having a look in a book Dsus2 and I saw a picture of a guy G#m fried up above his knee. Em7 I said, "I can relate," Ebm cause lately I've been thinking of combustication Eadd9 as a welcome vacation from C#sus2 the burdens of Dsus2 the planet Earth. G#m like gravity, hypocrisy, Em7 and the perils of being in 3-D... Ebm but thinking so much differently. [Chorus] C#5 So pardon me while I burst B5 into flames. Asus2 I've had enough of the world F#5 E5 F#5 E5 and its people's mindless games. C#5 B5 So pardon me while I burn Asus2 and rise above the flame. F#5 E5 F#5 E5 Pardon me, pardon me... C#5 B5 I'll never be the same! C#5 Asus2 Never be the same, yeah... C#5 Asus2 C#5 Asus2 E5(2) Pardon me, while I burst into flames... C#5 E5(7) B5(7) Esus4 C#5 Asus2 Pardon me, pardon me, pardon me. [Chorus] C#5 So pardon me while I burst B5 into flames. Asus2 I've had enough of the world F#5 E5 F#5 E5 and its people's mindless games. C#5 B5 So pardon me while I burn Asus2 and rise above the flame. F#5 E5 F#5 E5 Pardon me, pardon me... C#5 I'll never be the same! B5 Never be the same, yeahh!!