Band: Woodbox Gang
Album: Drunk As Dragons
Drunk As Dragons
VERSE 1
Dm C
The bar closed that night I offered her a ride
Bb A Dm
She said, “Take me to your car”
Dm C
But I lost my license on a DUI
Bb A Dm
I took her away on my handle bars
C G
She called me Don Quixote
C G
Quite ironic I suppose
F
We were drunk as dragons
C Bb A Dm
Feast on the fermented flesh of the fallen heroes
VERSE 2
The place she was staying was the Garden of Eden
I stopped at the gates
A noisy neon sign buzzed and shined
Advertising hourly rates
I asked her if she could make it
She wasn't walking so well
She said, “Don't let me die alone in an interstate town
In the bathtub of a sleaze pit motel”
VERSE 3
I must confess I was staring at her chest
On her heart was a new tattoo
Some folks are religious, me I'm just superstitious
I cringed it said, “What Would Jesus Do”
She asked me if I believed
In heaven, hell, redemption, or sin
Well it's hard for a man to believe in much of nothing
'til an angel's laying under him
