No Capo Intro: C, G, Am, C x2 Verse : B, C, G, G (Picked: root note, fourth string, sixth string, fifth string) I don’t think I am capable of, this teenage televised taping of love So here is my guide on how to be alone (Am, Am, C, C) Just act like a freak and sleep with everyone you’ve ever known Chorus: C, G, Am, C I’m half crazy, or just cracked up, when will what I have ever be good enough? I’ve said funny, It seems lately, (C, G, Am, Am) This ain’t a fairytale and I don’t think I’ll ever be (Em, G) Happy Interlude: C, G, Am, C x2 Verse 2:B, C, G, G (Picked: root note, fourth string, sixth string, fifth string) I’d like to think romance is real, open my chest, a heart you could steal But here is my guide on how to stay alone (Am, Am, C, C) Just drink till you’re gone and pass out on the floor Chorus: C, G, Am, C I’m half crazy, or just cracked up, when will what I have ever be good enough? I’ve said funny, It seems lately, (C, G, Am, Am) This ain’t a fairytale and I don’t think I’ll ever be (Em, G, C) Happy Bridge: C, G, Am, C x2 Guitar Solo: (play 2 down strums) C, G, G, Am x4 (Em, G) Happy Chorus: C, G, Am, C I’m half crazy, or just cracked up, when will what I have ever be good enough? I’ve said funny, It seems lately, (C, G, Am, Am) This ain’t a fairytale no I am not smiling (Em, G, C, C, Am, Am) ‘cause I don’t think I’ll ever be END!
