CAPO 2 Might not be quite right, but this version suits my voice best. Please Rate. Pretty easy, just Em, C, G and D the entire way through. Standard Tuning * means single strokes We're the greatest unsigned gimmick rap band from south west London We're not unsigned because we're shit, we're unsigned because corporation suck! And because we're shit, shut up Ash! Em Mum, your little boys flown from the nest C Moved in with his best boyfriends G D We're the best Em To a very big mansion of a crib C G No more nappies, no more bibs D Em What? Nothing... Errr, We got our own fridge Em The wide worlds very, very mean C G D But mum, I can handle myself you'll soon see! Em C Just the other day I was walking, felt a tap on my shoulder G D There's a shark standing there and he looks much older Em* He's like 'RAR RAR RAR' C* I turn around and I'm like 'What the hell?' G* He looks back at me, he's like 'RAR RAR RAR' D* D* I look at him and I'm like 'What the hell? What the hell?' Em C Then I kicked the shark in the face G D He kicked the shark in the face Em C Then I kicked the shark in the face G D His face was a total disgrace Em C Humans are better G D You can't punch me with a flipper Em C I kicked the shark in the face G D He kicked the shark in the face I'm sitting on my arse playing Xbox games Then I hear a voice and it's calling out my name I'm like 'Yo, what you want mother fucker' He's like 'Yo, y-y-you mother fucker' What happened next? I'm getting to that Zip up my fly, roll my sleeves, grab a baseball bat I look left look right but there's no one around Then a bear Tack-tackles me to the ground He's like 'RAR RAR RAR' Then I get up and I'm like 'What the fuck?' He looks back at me, he's like 'RAR RAR RAR' I'm not even scared I'm like 'What the fuck? W-w-w-what the fuck?' Then I hit the bear in the balls He hit the bear in the balls Take one for the team to the balls Should have protected his balls Go cry to ya' mamma A bear couldn't cook cabañda I hit the bear in the balls He hit the bear in the balls C Swim with a school of fish G Hunt with a pack of wolves D The only thing I know is I love animals C G D We put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don't come for us I love animals C G D We put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don't come for us Em C G D Then I kicked the shark in the face [N.C] Humans are weirder Em C 'Cause we'll have you later for dinner G D Unless you're vegetarian Em C G D And that's okay, be a vegetarian it's fine with me