[Verses]
D G
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis.
A D
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong.
D
It's swell to have a stiffy,
G G/F# E7
It's divine to own a dick.
A
From the tiniest little tadger,
D G D
To the world's biggest prick.
D G
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
A D G D
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
D
Your piece-of-pork, Your wife's best friend,
G G/F# E7
Your Percy or your cock.
A
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
D G D
You can slip it in your sock.
C C7
But don't take it out in public
G G/F# E
Or they will stick you in the dock,
A D7 G D G
And you won't come back.
Oh, thank you very much.
