Capo 4
[Intro]
Bm Em
A D
G Em F#
[Verse]
Bm Em
My heart is paralyzed
A D
My head was oversized
G Em F#
I'll take the high road like I should
Bm Em
You said it's meant to be
A D
That it's not you, it's me
G Em F#
You're leaving now for my own good
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[Chorus]
G
She went down in an airplane
D
Fried getting suntanned
A Bm A
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
G D C# F#
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
G
She met a shark underwater
D
Fell and no one caught her
A Bm A
I returned everything I ever bought her
G D F#
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
And ways to say good bye
Bm Em
A D
G Em F#
[Verse]
Bm Em
My pride still feels the sting
A D
You were my everything
G Em F#
Someday I'll find a love like yours (A love like your's)
Bm Em
She'll think I'm Superman
A D
Not super minivan
G Em F#
How could you leave on Yom Kippur
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[Chorus]
G
She was caught in a mudslide
D
Eaten by a lion
A Bm A
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
G D C# F#
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
G
She dried up in the desert
D
Drowned in a hot tub
A Bm A
Danced to death at an east side nightclub
G D F#
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
Bm Em
A D
G Em F# F
[Bridge]
A
I wanna live a thousand lives with you
G
I wanna be the one you're dying to
A G
Love...but you don't want to
F#
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
F#
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[Chorus]
G
She went down in an airplane
D
Fried getting suntanned
A Bm A
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
G D C# F#
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
G
She met a shark underwater
D
Fell and no one caught her
A Bm A
I returned everything I ever bought her
G D F#
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
G
She was caught in a mudslide
D
Eaten by a lion
A Bm A
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
G D C# F#
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
G
She dried up in the desert
D
Drowned in a hot tub
A Bm A
Danced to death at an east side nightclub
G D F#
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
F# D A
G D A
