"Shithouse Blues" Artist: John Valby Chords: Maniac1075 12 Bar Blues [Chorus] G Ahhh C Ah, hey bob a re bob G Ah, hey bob a re bob D C G D Ah, I got them shithouse blues F ahh F G Your mamas in jail, F G Your papas on bail, F G Your sisters on the corner G yellin' pussy for sale NOTE: Whenever John plays this, he will ask the audience for names, and make up verses about them. Return to the chorus after each verse. [Classic versus] I know a girl Her name is Lisa You can fuck her now and charge it on Visa I know a dago his name is Guido his dicks so small he can fuck a mosquito I know a girl her name is Lori Her cunts so big it's got a second story I know a bouncer his name is Louie the front of his pants is always Gooey I know a lawyer his name is Frank He's so full of shit he needs a septic tank See that boyscout turning green someone pissed in his canteen
