[Verse]
G# C# A# D#
A walk through the product store and 15 aisles to see
G# C# A# D#
all the pretty, pretty packages staring back at me
G# C# A# D#
which is my favorite, where is my chance
G# C# A# D#
to remove the product and stick it in my pants
[Pre-Chorus]
G#5 C5 F5 C#5
cuz I want to see, what's on sale whats for free
G#5
(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies
C5 F5
who steal from me, and from you
C#5
(if only you knew, then you would steal too)
[Verse]
G# C# A# D#
adrenaline rushes, the products in my grip
G# C# A# D#
I am only shopping, but now it's time to lift
G# C# A# D#
I look for my moment, and down my pants I stick
G# C# A# D#
the product I've selected is concealed against my dick
[Pre-Chorus]
G#5 C5 F5 C#5
cuz I want to see, what's on sale whats for free
G#5
(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies
C5 F5
who steal from me, and from you
C#5
(if only you knew, then you would steal too
[Chorus]
G#5
paranoid as fuck security in tow
C5
is he really traling me and does he really know?
F5
of my little secret my pride and his shame
C#5
this is so exciting kid, it's like a fucking game
G#5
I'm almost to the counter, will I make it to the door
C5
will I get away like a million times before?
F5
or will i be caught, jailed, banned from the store?
C#5
like if the product I've selected slips and crashes to the floor
[Breakdown]
Five finger discount!
G#5 C5 F5 C#5
[Pre-Chorus]
G#5 C5 F5 C#5
cuz I want to see, what's on sale whats for free
G#5
(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies
C5 F5
who steal from me, and from you
C#5
(if only you knew, then you would steal too
[Chorus]
G#5
paranoid as fuck security in tow
C5
is he really traling me and does he really know?
F5
of my little secret my pride and his shame
C#5
this is so exciting kid, it's like a fucking game
G#5
I'm almost to the counter, will I make it to the door
C5
will I get away like a million times before?
F5
or will i be caught, jailed, banned from the store?
C#5
like if the product I've selected slips and crashes to the floor
[Verse]
G#5
I get to the door and out the door I slide
C5
I feel a sense of dignity, I feel a sense of pride
F5
I do a happy dance and down the street I bail
C#5
as I have a little feast of what's on sale.
