WoodyAllen Jesus/ Tim Minchin
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Jesus was a Jewish philosopher
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Had a lot of nice ideas
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About our existential fears
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Much admired by his peers
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Short and Jewish and quite political
D E F#m E
Often hesitant and very analytical
A D E A
Praise be to Jesus
A D E F#m
Praise be to Woody Allen Jesus
C#m D E A E
Woody Allen Jesus!
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Jesus was a great entertainer
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Doing cool tricks all of the time
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Turning water into wine
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Making stormy weather fine
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Even now his stunts confound us
D E F#m E
Kinda did what Darren Brown does
A D E A
Praise be to Jesus
A D E F#m
Praise be to magic Woody Allen Jesus
C#m D E A F
Magic Woody Allen Jesus!
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Jesus died but then came back to life
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So the Holy Bible said
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Kinda like in Dawn of the Dead
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Like a film by Simon Pegg
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Try that these days, you'd be in trouble
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Geeks would try to smack you with a shovel
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Praise be to Jesus
Bb Eb F
Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie
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Jesus
Dm Eb F Bb F
Magic Woody Allen Zombie Jesus!
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Jesus ascended into Heaven
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He was an incredible guy
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You don't often find fellas that fly
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Disappear right into the sky
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And only once did he use this ability
Eb F Gm F
With great power comes great responsibility
Bb Eb F Bb
Praise be to Jesus
Bb Eb F
Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie
Gm
Superman Jesus
G G/B
Jesus!
C
Jesus' mother gave birth to him
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Without having sex with a dude
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No, she would never be that rude
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Never even be nude with a dude
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Breeding without the opposite gender is
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Commonly known as parthenogenesis
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Other animals that don't need males
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Include a lot of lizards and various snails
C F G C
Praise be to Jesus
C F G
Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie
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Superman Komodo Dragon Jesus
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Jesus!
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Jesus can communicate with the deceased
Am/G
Like Psychic Sally
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Jesus lives forever, which is pretty odd
G
But not as odd as his fetish for drinking blood
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Jesus is in more than one place at a time
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Like an electron or Schrodinger's feline
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Jesus pulled off that water walking miracle
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He was as handy as an amphibious vehicle
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Jesus had bare feet, long hair, and a beard
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But I'm not saying it's me
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I'm not saying that I am Jesus
F#maj7 G#6
I'm not saying that I am Jesus
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I am Jesus!
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Praise be to Jesus
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Praise be to Woody Allen Jesus
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Woody Allen Jesus!
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Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Superman Komodo Dragon
Telepathic Vampire Quantum Hovercraft ‘Me’
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Jesus!
