Standard Tuning Capo 1st fret Most of this song is on piano so this is only my interpretation of it --------------------- [CHORDS] A x 0 2 2 2 x E 0 2 2 1 0 0 E7 0 2 0 1 0 0 F#m 2 4 4 2 2 2 B x 2 4 4 4 x E/C# x 4 2 1 x x E/C x 3 2 1 x x A/F x 0 3 2 2 x F#m7 2 4 2 2 2 2 B7 x 2 1 2 0 2 --------------------- === VERSE 1 === A A Try not to think so much about the truly staggering... E E7 F#m amount of oil that it takes to make a record. B All the shipping, the vinyl, the cellophane lining... E E7 the high gloss. The tape and the gear. A A Try not to become too consumed with what's a criminal... E E7 F#m volume of oil that it takes to paint a portrait. B The acrylic, the varnish, aluminum tubes filled... E E7 with latex. The solvents and dye. Ohh oh ohh. === CHORUS 1 === F#m E E7 E/C# E/C E Lets just call this what it is. A A/F F#m The jealous side of mankind's death wish. F#m7 B7 When it's my time to go… E E7 A I'm gonna leave behind things that won't decompose. === VERSE 1 === A A Try not to dwell so much upon how it won't be so very... E E7 F#m long from now that that they laugh at us for selling B a bunch of 15 year olds made from dinosaur bones... E E7 singing 'oh yeah' again and again right up til... === CHORUS 2 === F#m E E7 E/C# E/C E the end. Lets just call this what it is. A A/F F#m The jealous side of mankind's death wish. F#m7 B7 When it's my time to go… E E7 A A/F I'm gonna leave behind things that won't decompose. Ohh oh ohh. F#m E E7 E/C# E/C E I'll just call this what it is. A A/F F#m A vanity gone wild with a crisis. F#m7 B7 One day this all will repeat. E E7 A I sure hope they make something useful out of me.