A brilliant song from the wonderful 10-piece Fisherman's Friends of Port Isaac in Cornwall. I'm not sure about a couple of the chords, but this works fine for me. *Sparse accompaniment* [CHORUS] G C Come, all you no hopers, G D you jokers and rogues G C we're on the road to nowhere, G D let's find out where it goes G D C D It might be a ladder to the stars, who knows G C Come, all you no hopers, D G you jokers and rogues. *Full accompaniment* [VERSE 1] G C G D Leave all your furrows in the fields where they lie G C Your factories and offices; G D kiss them all goodbye G D C D Have a little faith in the dream maker in the sky C D C D There's glory in believing him G C D and it's all in the beholder's eye. [CHORUS] G C Come, all you no hopers, G D you jokers and rogues G C we're on the road to nowhere, G D let's find out where it goes G D C D It might be a ladder to the stars, who knows G C Come, all you no hopers, D G you jokers and rogues. [VERSE 2] G C G D Turn off your engines and slow down your wheels G C G D Suddenly your master plan loses its appeal G D C D Everybody knows that this reality's not real C D C D G C D So raise a glass to all things past and celebrate how good it feels. [CHORUS] G C Come, all you no hopers, G D you jokers and rogues G C we're on the road to nowhere, G D let's find out where it goes G D C D It might be a ladder to the stars, who knows G C Come, all you no hopers, D G you jokers and rogues. [BRIDGE] D C G Awash on the sea of our own vanity D C G We should rejoice in our individuality C D C D D Though it's gale force, let's steer a course for sanity *Sparse accompaniment* [CHORUS] G C Come, all you no hopers, G D you jokers and rogues G C we're on the road to nowhere, G D let's find out where it goes G D C D It might be a ladder to the stars, who knows G C Come, all you no hopers, D G you jokers and rogues. *Full accompaniment* [CHORUS] *slowing to finish on last line* G C Come, all you no hopers, G D you jokers and rogues G C we're on the road to nowhere, G D let's find out where it goes G D C D It might be a ladder to the stars, who knows G C Come, all you no hopers, D G you jokers and rogues.