family guy seth macfarlane with walter murphy and his orchestra D There was a man who shot the man G who was the man who shot the man, D Cal Johnson, Cal Johnson. D He wore a hat, his favorite hat, G he loved that hat, he hated hats, D Cal Johnson, Cal Johnson. G D He was a dad to zero kids and yet he fathered five. A D He got shot dead a year ago and yet he's still alive. G D He's rich beyond his wildest dreams, yet never had a dime. E A A law man to the very end, he led a life of crime G D In all his years of life on earth he never fired a gun, A D Yet when it came to Chinese men he shot down everyone. G D He had a horse named Bandit and the horse's name was Clyde. A G D Cal Johnson was born the day he died. Transcribed by ear by me (colpepper43) on may 22 2011 in kitchener ontario hope anyone enjoys it. [email protected]