[Feel free to transpose! The key of the DVD Movie and the Soundtrack CD seems to be noticeably different.] D# Do ya need a break from modern livin'? D# G# Do ya long to shed your weary load? A# If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried, just grab a friend and take a ride A# D# Together upon the open road C'mon, Maxie! Ah-yuk! D# All in all, I'd rather have detention D# G# All in all, I'd rather eat a toad A# And the old man drives like such a klutz, that I'm about to hurl my guts A# D# Directly upon the road G# There's nothin' can upset me Gm 'Cause now we're on our way G# D# Our trusty map will guide us straight and true G# Roxanne, please don't forget me Gm I will return someday F A# Though I may be in traction when I do (Goofy & Max sing at the same time) D# D# Me and Max relaxin' like the old days/This is worse than dragon breath and acne D# G# G# In a buddy-buddy kind of mode/I'm so mad I think I may explode A# When I see that highway, I could cry A# Ya know, that's funny, so could I A# D# Just bein' out on the open road (Interlude: D# E A) A Howdy, boys, is this the way to Nashville? A D Watch it, Mac! Or you'll be gettin' towed E I'm in no hurry to arrive, 'cause I'll be turnin' sixty-five E A The next time I sees the open road A# Just a week of rest and relaxation (Yeah!) A# D# And the odd romantic episode (Very odd!) F And it's Californ-I-A or bust! F Look out, you dirtbags, eat my dust F A# From now on, I own the open road! G# Gm Just me and little Maxie, my pip-squeak pioneer G# D# They're partners forever westward ho! Yeehaw! G# Gm Could someone call a taxi, and get me outta here F A# C To Beverly Hills 9-0-2-1-0 Oh! F Every day another new adventure F A# Every mile another new zip code C And the years we had are gone for good C# And I'd go with them if I could C I've got no strings on me C# I'm feelin' fancy-free C How wonderful to be F (C F C F C F) On the open road!