This is a new song from Rhett and Link's new show, Song Biscuits.
I got the lyrics and chords from the video, but all rights to them :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSQ1sJ_DtoY
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If Bubbles Were Bullets
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D G/B G G
D G/B G G
[Rhett & Link:]
D G/B G
Hey, babycakes, I wanna write you a song
D G/B G
Now that we've been on this journey so long
D G/B G
Standin' here at the sink scrubbin' away
D G/B G
Has really made me think I've got something to say
Ooooh
[Lee:]
G D
Hey baby
G/B
Ketchup and mustard and oatmeal, too
G
Just wash your dishes, don't make me blue
D G/B G
Wash your dishes or rinse them or just make an effort
[All:]
D G/B G
If bubbles were bullets, I'd blow you away
D G/B G
I'd pop the champagne and make a clean get away
D G/B G
If bubbles were bullets, I'd draw you a bath
D G/B G
Tub farts as mega nukes would deliver my wrath
A
But if bubbles were bullets,
G
If that were really true
Then, babycakes
G A D
I'd take a shot for you
G A D
I'd take a shot for you
G A D
I'd take a shot for you
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I know this can confuse people, so I just wanted to say that in the intro, I put G
twice because the G is twice as long as the D and G/B. If it were written in music,
the D and G/B would both take up half a measure, while the G would be a whole one.
Does that make sense?
And the talking part was hard to figure out, but I did the best I could.
Have fun!
