[Verse]
C
If you wanna fuck a fella, just go out and fuck a fella
Dm
There’s a million fuckin’ fellas you could choose
F
And if a fella says “hey fella, you should not be fuckin’ fellas”
G
Maybe he should go and fuck a fella too
F C
Cause the world is full of fellas, who will try to put you down
F C
All you have to do is hold your head up high and stand your ground
F C
No reason to retaliate, no reason to despise
Dm G
Cause he hates himself enough when he’s jerking off to guys
C
If you wanna fuck a fella, throw away your old umbrella
Dm
Cause it’s raining fuckin’ fellas from the sky
F
And if you’re looking for a reason, call it fella fuckin’ season
G
And get off your seat and go and fuck a guy
F C
You’ve googled all the shemales, while your missus was asleep
F C
And now it’s time to muster up the spunk and take a leap
F C
Starting with a sissy boy, who’s got a girly bum
Dm G
Before you know it, you’ll be fucking truckers by the ton
C (no chord)
If you wanna fuck a fella, you can do it acapella
Dm
But it’s better when you do it with a song
F
Cause it’s time to fuck a fella, we can do it all together
G
If you wanna fuck a fella, sing along
F C
Cause the world is full of fellas, who are dying for a fuck
F C
All you have to do is open up your door and take a look
F C
There’s fellas in the ocean, there’s fellas in the sky
Dm G
And some of ‘em are gunning for a bumming from a guy
C
If you’re scared to fuck a fella, don’t be nervous, don’t be yella
Dm
Simply fuck the fella standing by your side
F
Turn around and give a wink, maybe offer him a drink
G
Take him home and swallow all your pride
F C
Don’t knock it ‘til you try it, is what grandpa used to say
F C
And sure enough he used to fuck a fella every day
F C
And Jesus Christ in heaven, even said it with a prayer
Dm G
Blessed be the fellas fuckin’ fellas everywhere
C
If you wanna fuck a fella, just go out and fuck a fella
Dm
There’s a million fuckin’ fellas you could choose
F
Fuck a butcher, fuck a baker, fuck a candelabra maker
G
Fuck a Black, a White, a Chinaman or Jew
C
Fuck a tinker, fuck a tailor, fuck an aerosol inhaler
Dm
Fuck a dracula, an actor or a cook
F
Fuck a genie, fuck Mussolini in a polka dot bikini
Dm G C G C
Cause if you’re both consenting no one giiiiives aaaaa fuuuuuck!
