A
Don't put your finger up your nose
D
'Cause your nose knows it's not the place it goes
E
You can sniffle, you can sneeze,
But I'm asking you please,
A
Don't put your finger up your nose
A
Don't stick your finger in your ear
D
'Cause then your ear will find it hard to hear.
E
You can pull it, you can tug it,
But please don't plug it
A
Don't stick your finger in your ear
Chorus
A
Don't stick your finger down your throat
D
Cause that will just make you start to choke
E
Then up will come your dinner
And you'll start to look much thinner
A
Don't stick your finger down your throat
Chorus
E A
At least not in front of me
