Standard Tuning EADGBe Verse 1: B F# A B Tonight the city is full of morgues B E B And all the toilets are overflowing B F# A B There's shopping malls coming out of the walls B E F# C# As we walk out among the manure Chorus 1: E D C# That's why E D C# I pay no mind E D C# I pay no mind E D B I pay no mind Verse 2: B F# A B Give the finger to the rock and roll singer B E B As he's dancing upon your paycheck B F# A B The sales climb high through the garbage pail sky B E F# C# Like a giant dildo crushing the sun Chorus 2: E D C# That's why E D C# I pay no mind E D C# I sleep in slime E D B I just got signed Verse 3: B F# A B So get out your lead-pipe pipe dreams B E B Get out your ten-foot flags B F# A B The insects are huge and the poison's all been used B E F# C# And the drugs won't kill your day job, honey Chorus 3: E D C# That's why E D C# I pay no mind E D C# I pay no mind E D B I pay no mind [Harmonica solo over verse chords] Chorus 4: E D C# That's why E D C# I pay no mind E D C# I pay no mind E D B I pay no mind E D C# I pay no mind E D C# I pay no mind E D B I pay no mind (till fade)