D Dsus2 G
I made love to you all night long
D Dsus2 G
Then I got up to write you a song
D G
I watched you sleep and I fell in Love
Bm G
Must've been sent from Heaven above
A
Don't think you could ever do no wrong
D Dsus2 G
Then you farted.
D Dsus2 G
Oh baby, you farted.
D Dsus2 G
At first, I thought that it was kinda cute
D Dsus2 G
I suppressed a smile when I heard your girly poot poot
D G
But then the smell came a wafting by
Bm G
Brought a little tear drop to my eye
A
Think that I'll go sleep out on the couch
D Dsus2 G
Because you farted.
Em
It can milk curdle, make your skin crawl
A
Make the paint peel off of the walls
Em
Don't wanna sleep under the covers no more
A
Since the hot winds blew from out your back door
D Dsus2 G
Baby, it sure has been a gas
D Dsus2 G
But something up and died inside your ass
D G
Sure as hell, that my name is Stephen
Bm G
It's about time that I got even
A
Get ready for the magic I'm about to pass
D
Uh, I think I shit my pants
