The Ballad of Laverne and Captain Flint ('Heartworn Highways' version) Intro - E F#m E F#m E F#m Here comes Martha runnin' down the pier A D A Lord it looks like Captain Flint is here E F#m You get the bow, I get the stern A D A Lord would you look at that Laverne E B7 Flint's got shrimp from the deep blue sea. A E F#m E F#m and buckets of fish for you and me Chorus E E6 (shuffle) But Old Flint's boat is fine and she's called the Miss-Inclined B7 E F#m And there's no home port painted on her stern E E6 (shuffle) And they say she's like a ghost up and down that Texas coast B7 E F#m E F#m But you saw home didn't you Laverne? E F#m Daddy says Flint is a weird old bird A D A And what's more I have heard E F#m That his nets are charmed by a woman who knew A D A How to work that Louisiana voo-doo E B7 Laverne get away from that boat you hear A E F#m E F#m your mama don't want you hangin' round here Chorus