Jeff plays the song with some kind of bum notes/off key stuff when he plays it
acoustically/live (as he
always does). It's fun if you improvise it yourself but if you really just want to do
exactly what he does eg
in videos like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNvJssTucbU , then here's how.
Some of these chord names might not be spot on. You'll know what i mean. It's not about
accuracy for this stuff
anyway.
("F#m" = 244222, "G#m" = 466444)
C Cmaj9
Held in the bong hit sitting in a
Am F#m
Hot tub in south Wisconsin
F C Cmaj9
I feel amazing when I’m all alone
Dm Am G
Switching between porn and Robocop
C
Turned off my cell phone
Cmaj9 Am F#m
Drank a bottle of wine and read a Cometbus
F C Cmaj9
got stoned naked, trip and stumble
Dm Am G
to bed in a fucked up sleep walk
C
I got so tired of discussing my future
Am
I started avoiding the people I love
Dm G
Evenings of silence and mornings of nausea
C Cmaj9
I read the worst thing ever
Am F#m
In a bathrobe of off-white terry cloth
F C Cmaj9
Translated by technology
Dm Am G
From your voice extremely inaccurately
C
I got so tired of discussing my future
Am
I started avoiding the people I love
Dm
Evenings of silence and mornings of nausea
G
Shakin', Sweatin', I can't throw up
C E
I got so tired of discussing my future
Am G#m Am
That I walk through my life like I’m the only one
Dm
With evenings of silence and mornings of nausea
G
Shakin', Sweatin', I can't throw up, oh no
Interlude (harmonica/buh-bahhhhh/trumpets/kazoo/whatever else you feel like):
C Cmaj9 Am G
E F G
E F G
E F G
C Cmaj9
Cleaned up the empty bottles
Am G
Let the smoke out through chilly windows
F C Cmaj9
I used the stationary bike
Dm Am G
I watched the end of Price Is Right
C Cmaj9
Ordered an egg white sandwich
Am F#m
And I drove south through mid-day traffic
F C Cmaj9
While I called up the folks I truly love
Dm Am G
Hung up after they said hello
C
I got so tired of discussing my future
Am
I started avoiding the people I love
Dm
Evenings of silence and mornings of nausea
G
Shakin', Sweatin', I can't throw up
C E
I got so tired of discussing my future
Am G#m Am
That I walk through my life like I’m the only one
Dm G
Evenings of silence and mornings of nausea
