Ninja Sex Party - Next To You
Strawberries and Cream
Note: During the verses, I suggest playing E as an open chord, while
in the chorus playing it as a barre on the 7th fret.
It helps the guitar keep up with the general contour of how Brian plays the piano.
[Intro]
B E A C#m B
B E A
[Verse 1]
B E A
We'd been friends for many years
C#m B
Until I finally confessed
B E A
That I've always loved you dearly
C#m B
But you were unimpressed
B E A
If I can never be your lover
C#m B
I'll accept our destiny
B E A
And I'll embrace your gift of friendship
As I jack off constantly
[Chorus]
E B F#
Oh, I'll be there to lift you when you fall
E B F#
With one arm around your shoulder and the other on my balls
E B F#
Oh, if you need me you just have to call
G F#7
Cause I'll be next to you
Masturbating
B E A C#m
B E A
1, 2, 3, let's do it!
[Verse 2]
B E A
Through the good times and the bad
C#m B
I will do everything I can
B E A
Like if you ever need help moving
C#m B
I can jerk off in the van
B E A
If your car breaks on the road
C#m B
I'll grab my crank and pick you up
B E A
And we can drive away together
As I lotion up my junk
[Chorus]
E B F#
Oh, it doesn't matter where our lives will lead us
E B F#
I will always stand beside you, both in spirit and in penis
E B F#
Oh, excuse me but I have to go dry clean this
G F#7
Cause I've been next to you
G
Masturbating
[Bridge]
G F#
Look, I know this may seem weird, but it's not
F#
Every friendship I've ever had has been like this
G
You should know that I'm not doing this for myself
A G A F#
It's partly for you, but most of all, I'm doing this
For America!
[Chorus]
E B F#
Oh, tell me everything that's in your heart
E B
This is Claire, we're gonna make out
F#
You just go ahead and start
E B
If it escalates to boning
F#
It means I'm listening super hard
G F#7
Cause I'll be next to you
E B
Oh, wait, Claire brought a friend
F#
We're gonna have a threesome
E B
And a crowd of people's gathered
F#
To watch me bang both her and Lisa
E B F#
Oh, when this is done you and I are getting pizza
G F#7
Cause I'll be next to you
B
Masturbating
B E A C#m B
Slash having a threesome with Claire
B E A
But still masturbating
