[Verse]
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So your single on Valentine's
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Day that's fucking cray, because
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you are a bad ass bitch and
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I would say hey,
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there's so many things to do,
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you don't need a boo,
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I'll tell you all in this
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little fucking tune because,
[Pre-Chorus]
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 I'm not angry,
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that I don't have a bae,
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I'm not sad because on this day I can
[Chorus]
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Catch up with some new Netflix series,
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go to chipotle and don't have to share,
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talk about the birds and bees and mind
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my manners in front of company,
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I can be alone,
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rocking my loud ass stereo,
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cause I can play Beyoncé and
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be a single lady all fucking day.
[Instrumental]
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[Verse]
       C
I can read a book,
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or troll my ex online,
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WebMD that freaky shit that I
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found on my arm last night (it's true)
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I can pay my taxes,
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eat some laxitives,
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poop away the day,
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post some memes on tumblr or see
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50 shades of gray (alone cause
[Pre-Chorus]
C
I'm not angry,
G
that I don't have a bae,
F
I'm not sad because
Am
on this day I can
[Chorus]
C
catch up with some new Netflix series,
G
go to chipotle and don't have to share,
F
talk about the birds and bees-
           Am
And mind my manners in front of company
C
I will be alone,
        G
rocking my loud ass stereo,
      F
cause I can play Beyoncé,
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and be a single lady all fucking day.
[Bridge]
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So if your baeless,
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go to Payless,
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buy some shoes,
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watch the news,
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drink some booze (only if your legal)
[Outro]
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You will be ok,
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because it's just another Saturday!
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