[Verse] C So your single on Valentine's G Day that's fucking cray, because F you are a bad ass bitch and Am I would say hey, C there's so many things to do, G you don't need a boo, F I'll tell you all in this Am little fucking tune because, [Pre-Chorus] C I'm not angry, G that I don't have a bae, F Am I'm not sad because on this day I can [Chorus] C Catch up with some new Netflix series, G go to chipotle and don't have to share, F talk about the birds and bees and mind Am my manners in front of company, C I can be alone, G rocking my loud ass stereo, F cause I can play Beyoncé and Am be a single lady all fucking day. [Instrumental] C G F Am [Verse] C I can read a book, G or troll my ex online, F WebMD that freaky shit that I Am found on my arm last night (it's true) C I can pay my taxes, G eat some laxitives, F poop away the day, Am post some memes on tumblr or see C G 50 shades of gray (alone cause [Pre-Chorus] C I'm not angry, G that I don't have a bae, F I'm not sad because Am on this day I can [Chorus] C catch up with some new Netflix series, G go to chipotle and don't have to share, F talk about the birds and bees- Am And mind my manners in front of company C I will be alone, G rocking my loud ass stereo, F cause I can play Beyoncé, Am C and be a single lady all fucking day. [Bridge] C So if your baeless, G go to Payless, F buy some shoes, F watch the news, Am N.C. drink some booze (only if your legal) [Outro] C You will be ok, G because it's just another Saturday! C G F Am