Am
Well, there once was a man
And that man had a Beard
G
He shaved off his Beard
Am
And now he's dead!
Am
And there once was a girl
And her husband had a Beard
G
She asked him to shave It often
Am
And now she's dead!
Dm
Now she's dead! (Now she's dead!)
Am
Now she's dead! (Now she's dead!)
G
Now he's dead!
A B C
Now he's dead!
Dm
Now they're dead! (Now they're dead!)
Am
Now they're dead! (Now they're dead!)
G Am
Grow up Beard or you'll be dead!
Am
Well the Girl and the Man,
they each had a funeral,
G Am
the people who attended are nowdead.
Am
So the grave digger came,
to bury the bodies,
G Am
and he had a beard and cant be killed.
Dm
Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!)
Am
Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!)
G
Had a Beard
A B C
Can't be killed!
Dm
Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!)
Am
Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!)
G Am
Have a Beard and can't be killed!
Am
Well, there once was a man
And his name was Daren Hitch
G
He shaved off his Beard
Am
And now he's shit!
Dm
Now he's shit! (Now he's shit!)
Am
Now he's shit! (Now he's shit!)
G
Now he's shit!
A B C
Now he's shit!
Dm
Now he's shit! (Now he's shit!)
Am
Hitch is shit! (Hitch is shit!)
G Am
Shaved off his Beard and now he's shit!
