A D
Early one Sunday,
G D
Well anyway early for me,
A D
As I slid from my double bed,
G C F F
What could I see
D G C F#
Standing outside as the night turned to dawn,
A D G D C F Gm C (one strum)
There was man who I didn't know digging my lawn,
A D
Was it her husband,
G D
I pondered or was he a crook,
A D
Why was he taking car numbers,
G C F C F
Down in a bo-ok,
D C F#
I started to ring and I rung ninety-nine,
B Bb A A
"Nein, you must not," she said,
Dbm D Dbm D
She was half German, half out of bed,
Dbm D Dbm D
Which half was which doesn't have to be said,
B G G
Turing her head
B G G
Her face was red
A D G D A
D G C F F
D G C F# A D
G D
C F Gm C (one strum)
A D
"He is my husband,"
G D
She whispered I started to sweat,
A
Just my luck,
D G C F F
When I'd only done this for a bet
D G C F#
Standing outside as the night turned to dawn,
A D G D C F Gm C (one strum)
There was man who I didn't know digging my lawn,
(If anyone has any corrections or suggestions, please submit them)
