This is not 100% correct, but it's close enough. Post edits of this, because you
probably have a better ear than I do.
Ab
Sometimes I can be perfectly sweet
Bbm
Got this sugary me stuffed in my sleeve
Cm
And I talk of ponies and rainbows and things
C#
And I'm just who you want me to be
Ab
But like most creatures down here on the ground
Bbm
I'm composed of the elements moving around
Cm
And I grow and change and I shift and I switch
C#
And it turns out I'm actually kind of a bitch
Eb
But that only happens when I get provoked
C#
By some piece of shit asshole we all sadly know
Eb
And I sit and I write while reminding you all
C#
That mean songs are still better than going postal
Ab
And that guy's an asshole
Cm
That girl's a bitch
Bbm
Baby it's natural
C#
No gettin' away from it
Ab
So sing it out with me
Cm
And then let it go
Bbm Eb Ab
Fuck that guy he's just an asshole
Cm
Oh-asshole
C#
Asshole
Bbm
Asshole
I see I've surprised you with some of my words
And I know that surprises, while fun, still can hurt
And I hate to think that I ruined the day
Of the dick and the queen of the high horse parade
But I'm sick and tired of your poisonous ways
Your toxin wasting perfectly good space
And I say what I think
'Cause it's more economic than drugs or a drink
That guy's an asshole
That girl's a bitch
Baby it's natural
No gettin' away from it
So sing it out with me
And then let it go
Fuck that guy he's just an asshole
Ab
And I won't let him in
Cm C#
Under my skin
C# Eb
You're a sad sack of shit
Eb Ab
That's pathetic
Ab
Just a festering sore
Cm C#
Who will never be more than that
C# Eb/B Eb
If I don't let it
And that guy's an asshole
That girl's a bitch
Baby it's natural
No gettin' away from it
So sing it out with me
And then let it go
Fuck that guy he's just an asshole
That guy's an asshole
That girl's a bitch
Baby it's natural
No gettin' away from it
So sing it out with me
And then let it go
Fuck that guy he's just an asshole
