One of my favorites off the album! :)
* = single strum
[Intro]
C#m B A E
[Verse]
C#m
If you weren't born with it
B
You can buy a couple ornaments
A
Just be sure to read the warning, kids
E
Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it
C#m B
Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual
A
You can always call up a professional
E
They stick pins in you like a vegetable
[Pre-Chorus]
C#m
Kids forever, kids forever
B
Baby soft skin turns into leather
A
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
N.C.
No one will love you if you're unattractive
[Chorus]
C#m
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
B
is it true that pain is beauty?
A
Does a new face come with a warranty?
E
Will a pretty face make it better?
C#m
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
B
How did you afford her surgery?
A
Do you swear you'll stay forever
E
Even if her face don't stay together
C#m B
Even if her face don't stay together
[Instrumental]
A E
[Verse 2]
C#m
If you want a little more confidence
B
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense
A
All you need's a couple more condiments
E
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments
C#m
It's such a waste
B
When little girls grow into their mothers face
A
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
E
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate
[Pre-Chorus]
C#m
Kids forever, kids forever
B
Baby soft skin turns into leather
A
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
N.C.
No one will love you if you're unattractive
[Chorus]
C#m
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
B
is it true that pain is beauty?
A
Does a new face come with a warranty?
E
Will a pretty face make it better?
C#m
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
B
How did you afford her surgery?
A
Do you swear you'll stay forever
E
Even if her face don't stay together
C#m
Stay forever, stay forever
B
Even if her face don't stay together
A
Stay forever, stay forever
E
Even if her face don't stay together
C#m *
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
B *
is it true that pain is beauty?
A *
Does a new face come with a warranty?
E *
Will a pretty face make it better?
C#m *
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
B *
How did you afford her surgery?
A *
Do you swear you'll stay forever
N.C.
Even if her face don't stay together
C#m
Stay forever, stay forever
B
Even if her face don't stay together
A
Stay forever, stay forever
E
Even if her face don't stay together
[Outro]
C#m B A E
