INTRO
(E E/Ab Am6 Am7 Am) x2
VERSE 1
E E/Ab Am6 Am7 Am
Truly with his thorn in your side and you don't know why
E E/Ab Am6 Am7 Am
Julie dips her toe in the tide and you don't know why
CHORUS
F#m B C#m
No, she don't know why she got all dolled up for a suicide
F#m B
And when the stage-lights dimmed on the fading scrim,
E A
It was morning before the cheering died
Am B E
Is it too late to tell you that I don't mind
(E E/Ab Am6 Am7 Am)x2
VERSE 2
E E/Ab Am6 Am7 Am
King George in imperial robe and a lazy eye
E E/Ab Am6 Am7 Am
Knelt down as the semaphore broke on his tawdry bride
CHORUS
F#m B C#m
But we don't know why he got all stressed out on the motherland
F#m B
With his TV sets and his fighter jets
E A
And the royal ubiquitous handy cam
Am B E
Is it too late to tell you that I don't mind
BRIDE
(E E/G# Am6 / Am7 Am) x2 Em/B C Dsus2 C Em/B
VERSE 3
E E/Ab Am6 Am7 Am
Here's you with your mom on your back going into the woods
E E/Ab Am6 Am7 Am
She's so proud that you're staying on track like a good son should
CHORUS
F#m B C#m
But you don't know why you got all choked up when you said goodbye
F#m B
And you can hear her still
E A
When the nights are still
Am B E
All crying out for calamine
OUTRO
Am B C#m A
Is it too late to tell you that I don't mind
Am B E
Is it too late to tell you that I don't mind
