Listen to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1a8UcGuf5M for the strumming pattern. Standard tuning, no capo. (Muted) E// A// G// A// (Unmute) D D Oh I hate my brain Bm G Because the things I think sometimes D Are so judgemental and lame Bm G I've got everything I want except A My set of expectations Bm G Won't stay the same A Then I really really hate my brain D G I hate my brain D I hate my brain D I used to be a spiderman Bm G I used to be a cowboy D from hell But not anymore Bm G Now I'm just a clam A And I live inside this shell Bm G Inside this shell I am A Oh god damn I hate my brain D G I hate my brain D I hate my brain G And there’s a guy in a(sars?) mask D A Walking down the street screaming G D The fourth time I've seen something like that A This week G And I just can't shake D Bm I cannot shake that feeling A That one day that man in the mask will be me D G I hate my brain D I hate my brain D Oh I hate my brain Bm G Because the things I think sometimes D Are so judgemental and lame Bm G I've got everything I want except A My set of expectations Bm G Won't stay the same A Man I really hate my brain D G I hate my brain Bm I hate my brain A I hate my brain D I hate my brain G I hate my brain Bm I hate my brain A I hate my brain D (hold and fade) I hate my brain *cough* //Asdielman//