[Refrain]
A D Bm
Oh, aye-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die-dee
G A D
Aye-dee-die-dee-die!
[Verse]
D
I met a lass in Kilkenny
G D
I loved her with my heart
D
But now she's done something bad
E A
When we made love, she'd fart!
D
She met someone else
G D
She left me clear and dry
D
I think I might divorce her,
G A D
And then I'll get real high!
[Refrain]
A D Bm
Oh, aye-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die-dee
G A D
Aye-dee-die-dee-die!
[Verse]
D
I said "what are you doing?
G D
You're breaking us up here!
D
You're screwing all over town,
E A
Giving away your rear!"
D
She said "I don't love ya!
G D
I hate the sight of your face!
D
Go and put out a fire,
G A D A
Aaaah, bitch!" Oh!
[Outro]
D Bm
Aye-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die-dee
G A D A D
Aye, dee, die, dee, die!
