Artist: Brett Domino
Song:Domino's Gillian McKeith Song
Brett Domino's Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/brettdomino
Tabbed by:Jack Sharp
Tuning:Standard
So I know this song is really more of a parody then an actual song but I really
like it and i'm guessing alot of people out there would like to know how to play
it so here it is :) All credit goes to Brett Domino for writing this hilarious song.
Intro: A - Asus4 - A F#m E x2
1st Verse:
A E F#m D E
Oh Gillian McKeith, what are you doing on 'I'm a Celebrity'?
A E F#m D
I sit and watch in disbelief, as you're passing out on the ground every
E
night on ITV.
A (strum once for this line) E F#m D
Well Gilly used to say she's a doctor, but she doesn't have a PHD,
A E F#m
And apparently now she's a celebrity, but she's never been in Heat
D
magazine.
A E
Well clearly I'm wrong, as either way she's in the Jungle,
F#m D E
But recently poor Gillian, she's been having a bit of trouble.
Chorus:
A E
Oh Gilly, why've you been so silly?
F#m D
I wouldn't have a balti if I didn't like chilli,
C#7 D
So why d'ya go and do it? Everybody must have told ya,
C#7 D
Don't go on that programme if you've got all kinds of phobias.
A E F#m D
Oh Mrs McKeith, you're not gonna get any relief,
C#7 D
'Cause the public seem to like causing grief,
C#7 D - E
So the fainting's only going to increase.
2nd Verse:
A E
Maybe it's because you lied about your doctorate,
F#m D
Maybe it's because you don't like eating chocolate,
A E
Maybe it's because of your obsession with poo,
F#m D
Maybe it's because you look a bit like a goose.
A E
Maybe it's because you're pissing people off,
F#m D
Pretending to fall over every time you see a wasp.
C#7 D
I don't deny it must be hard, the tasks they do look tricky,
C#7 D E
But can't you tackle them a bit more like that Linford Christie?
2nd Chorus:
A E
Oh Gilly, why've you been so silly?
F#m D
I wouldn't have a balti if I didn't like chilli,
C#7 D
So why d'ya go and do it? Surely everybody told you,
C#7 D
Don't go on that programme if you've got arachnophobia.
A E
Oh Gillian, why're you such a silly'un?
F#m D
First of all you must be getting paid about a million,
C#7 D
You must have seen the show before - with your eyes so reptilian,
C#7 D A
So I've no sympathy you've made yourself into a villain.
. . . . . .
D A
Oh Gillian (McKeith).
