Song: Whiteout Conditions Band: The New Pornographers Album: Whiteout Conditions Chorded By: ultimatelefty Standard Tuning No Capo [Chords] Bb x13331 or x133xx Gm 355333 or 355xxx F 133211 or 133xxx Dm xx0231 or x57765 or x577xx [Intro] Bb Gm [Verse 1] Bb I'm flying, feeling the ceiling, I'm barely dealing them Bb The faces of faintest appraises, are too revealing Gm Such a waste of a beautiful day, someone should say Gm it's such a waste of the only impossible logical way, and Bb I'm flying arms open, I wasn't hoping for it Bb When I was hoping for freedom, you couldn't beat 'em Gm So you crumbled, you doubled your dosage, Gm You want to go to the inhibitor blocking the passage, The thing is massive [Bridge] F Gm F And the sky will come for you once, just sit tight until it's done Gm F The sky will come for you once, just sit tight until it's done [Verse 2] Bb Got so hooked on a feeling, I started dealing Bb In a stage of green sort of maddening, Gm I got a stand that every radio buzzing it wasn't a dream of the moment, Gm Wasn't a current to carry me, keeping me going [Chorus] Bb Dm Gm F Only want to get to work, but every morning I'm too sick to drive Bb Dm Gm F Suffering whiteout conditions, forget the mission just get out alive Bb Dm Gm F Only want to glean the purpose, don't need to scratch the surface, raise the cloud Bb Dm Gm F Suffering whiteout conditions, forget your mission just get out somehow [Post-Chorus] Bb Gm [Verse 3] Bb Everywhere's suddenly busy, suddenly dizzy, Bb You're so easy it's pushing you over, they're taking tours of Gm The treacherous trip of the badlands, you have your demands Gm Maybe you're right, but nothing, it's just a bad hand [Chorus] Bb Dm Gm F Only want to get to work, but every morning I'm too sick to drive Bb Dm Gm F Suffering whiteout conditions, forget the mission just get out alive Bb Dm Gm F Only want to glean the purpose, don't need to scratch the surface, raise the cloud Bb Dm Gm F Suffering whiteout conditions, forget your mission just get out somehow [Post-Chorus] Bb Gm [Verse 4] Bb I'm flying like a fly on the ceiling, I see myself in a revival it suddenly hits me Bb Gm It's going viral, such a waste of a beautiful day, someone should say Gm It's such a waste of the only impossible logical way and Bb Got so hooked on a feeling, I started dealing Bb But the days spent kicking the cages, are too revealing Gm So committed to your misfortune, but still a cheater Gm Such a waste of a beautiful day, wish you could be here [Outro] Bb Gm Bb Gm Bb