This is a tab based off of his performance for a TV show called Hidden Talent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hImO8kVMqTQ
CHORDS:
D (000232)
A (000222)
Bm (224432)
G (320003)
INTRO: (x3)
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B|-2/-3-3-3-3--------------------------------------------|
G|--0h2-2-2-2--------------------------------------------|
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A|-------------------------------------------------------|
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RIFF:
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G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------2-2--4-2--5-2--4-2------2-2-2-------------|
A|--0-0--4-4---------------------------0-0-0-------------|
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VERSE 1:
D A
Well cigarettes and heroin are my only friends
Bm G
Now I'm in a sanitarium wearing depends
D A
I've done a lot of damage but I feel okay
Bm G
The Thorazine I take makes the monsters go away
CHORUS:
(Riff--------------------------------------------)
And my Doctor says man if you apply yourself here
G
You can be working at McDonald's in about two years
D A
Oh yeah, well alright!
D G
You know it sucks in here and it gets so lonely at night
D A
Oh yeah, well alright!
D G
You know I'd break out but I'm too weak to fight
D A D
Oh yeah, oh yeah, well alright
VERSE 2:
D A
Well these 12 step meetings are oh so fun
Bm G
We drink coffee and smoke cigarettes, and wish we had guns
D A
An hour outside, its like a vacation
Bm G
It's like a fucking prison, but we get medication
CHORUS:
(Riff--------------------------------------------)
And my Doctor says man if you apply yourself here
G
You can be working at McDonald's in about two years
D A
Oh yeah, well alright!
D G
You know it sucks in here and its so lonely at night
D A
Oh yeah, well alright!
D G
You know I'd break out but I'm too weak to fight
D A D
Oh yeah, oh yeah, well alright
VERSE 3:
D A
Well these therapy sessions they get oh so sad
Bm G
Some crackhead bitch found out she hates her dad
D A
She never knew why, oh now its clear
Bm G
Oh god, please get me the fuck out of here
CHORUS+FINAL:
(Riff-------------------------------------------)
My Doctor says Cranford just apply yourself here
G
You'll be working at Burger King in under two years
D A
Oh yeah, well alright!
D G
You know it sucks in here and it's so damn lonely at night
D A
Oh yeah, well alright!
D G
You know I'd break out but I'm too weak to fight
D A D G D A D
Oh yeah, oh yeah, Oh yeah, oh yeah, Oh yeah, oh yeah, well alright
