This is a cleaned up version of other's I have seen. Hope it's helpful. First Verse: C I packed my bags and bought myself a ticket G7 For the land of the tall palm tree C Aloha Old Milwaukee, Hello Waikiki I just stepped down from the airplane F When I heard her say C Waka waka nuka luka, waka waka nuka luka G C G7 Would you like a lei? HEY! Chorus: C Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian G7 Whisper in my ear Kicka pooka maka wa wahine C Are the words I long to hear Lay your coconut on my tiki F What the hecka mooka mooka dear C A Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian D G C Say the words I long to hear. F C D G C Second Verse: C It's a ukelele Honolulu sunset G7 Listen to the grass skirts sway Drinking rum from a pineapple C Out on Honolulu Bay The steel guitars all playing F While she's talking with her hands C Gimme gimme oka doka make a wish and I wanna polka G C G7 Words I understand, Chorus: C Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian G7 Whisper in my ear Kicka pooka maka wa wahine C Are the words I long to hear Lay your coconut on my tiki F What the hecka mooka mooka dear C A Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian D G C Say the words I long to hear. F C D G C Third Verse: C I boughta lota junka with my moola G7 And sent it to the folks back home I never had the chance to dance the hula C I guess I should have known When you start talking to the sweet wahine F Walking in the pale moon light C Oka doka what a setta knocka rocka sis boom bocas G C G7 Hope I said it right, HEY! Chorus: C Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian G7 Whisper in my ear Kicka pooka maka wa wahine C Are the words I long to hear Lay your coconut on my tiki F What the hecka mooka mooka dear C A Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian D G C Say the words I long to hear F C A Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian D G C Say the words I long to hear. F G C …….Aloha