------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WATCHING THE DETECTIVES - ELVIS COSTELLO ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: Ben Robinson (brob711) E-mail: [email protected] Tuning: Standard (EADGBe) When hitting the chords, palm mute them a bit and slowly strum them. Am F e|--0---1----| B|--1---1----| G|--2---2----| D|--2---3----| A|--0---3----| E|--x---x----| During the Chorus, play the chords like this: Am F C G D e|--5---1---3---3---5--| B|--5---1---5---5---5--| G|--5---2---5---5---7--| D|--7---3---5---4---7--| A|--7---3---3---3---7--| E|--5---1---x---3---5--| Am F Am F e|--------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------| A|--------0--2vvvvv-----------------3--2--3---------| E|-0h1h3-------------------------------------1vvvvv-| Am Nice girls, not one with a defect F Cellophane shrink wrap, so correct Am F Red dogs under illegal legs Am F She looks so good that he gets down and begs CHORUS: C She is watching the detectives G "Ooh, he's so cute" C Watching the detectives G C F D When they shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot Am G They beat him up until the teardrops start F C G But he can't be wounded cos he's got no heart Am Long shot of that jumping sign F Visible shivers running down my spine Am F Cut to baby taking off her clothes Am F Close up of the sign that says, "We never close" Am You snatch a tune, you match a cigarette F She pulls the eyes out with a face like a magnet Am F I don't know how much more of this I can take Am F She's filing her nails while they're dragging the lake (CHORUS) Am You think you're alone, until you realize you're in it F Now fear is here to stay, love is here for a visit Am They call it instant justice when it's past the legal limit F Someone's scrathing at the door, I wonder who is it? Am The detectives come to check if you belong to the parents F Who are ready to hear the worst about their daughter's disappearance Am Though it nearly took a miracle to get you to stay F It only took my little fingers to blow you away C G Just like watching the detectives, C Don't get cute G Watching the detectives, Am G F I get so angry when the teardrops start C But he can't be wounded cos he's got no heart G F Watching the detectives, Am F Watching the detectives Am F e|--------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------| A|--------0--2vvvvv-----------------3--2--3---------| E|-0h1h3-------------------------------------1vvvvv-| When Elvis does it live, he sometimes does this in the end: Am F Am e|-------------------------------------------------------------------0---| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------1---| G|-------------------------------------------------------2-----------2---| D|-------------------------------------------3--------------3--------2---| A|--------0--2vvvvv-----------------3--2--3-----3--2--3--------------0---| E|-0h1h3-------------------------------------------------------------x---| ************************************ | / slide up | \ slide down | h hammer-on | p pull-off | v vibrato | b Bend | r Release ************************************