Front Porch Step - Bastard I think these chords are right, they sound good enough and there hasnt been a tab yet so here you go! CAPO 1 C Someone give me a break Am Im bored and can't find shit to do F So i thought i'd write this awful tune G C And hope that someone just might sing along Am My family hates the sight of me F Ive got no girl to the side of me G And everything i do just turns out wrong C Am F G C C Well i dont have any friends Am It seems like everybody hates me F Well maybe i just made them angry G C Dont ask me 'cause i can not tell you why Am But singing is what i adore F And i can barely play a chord G But i'll keep singing until the day i die C Am F G C C I like to watch TV Am But i have gone through three remotes F And my xbox has been running slow G C So i just sit and drown within myself Am And thats not good 'cause i hate my thoughts F 'Cause i think of things that piss me of G C Someone please just save me from ths hell C Am F G C C I like to ball it up Am and i wish i could be like mike F But i am fat and i am white G C So i know that i will never fly Am But singing is what i adore F And i can barely play a chord G But ill keep singing until the day i die C Am F G C And im afraid of the dark Am Which makes it hard to walk at night F 'Cause i love to watch those stars shine bright G C It makes me happy in a lovely way Am 'Cause if those stars can last that long F Then i know i can be strong G C And the thought of that makes everything okay C Am F G C (strum once from now on) C I wanna meet a girl Am Whose beautiful and just as smart F She'll hold my hand when it gets dark G I'll treat her right yeah i'll give you my word Am 'Cause singing is what adore F And i can barely play a chord G C G C But someday i would like to sing for her