DEFCON 1
PEOPLE OF THE WORLD UNITE!
WE MUST CONQUER THIS ABOMINATION CALLED "HOT PROBLEMS".
WE MUST KILL IT BY COVERING IT.
USING OUR TALENTS AND OUR GUITARS, WE CAN KILL THIS BEAST!
GUITARISTS,
ON GUARD!
ATTACK!
Am - C - D - F (throughout the whole song)
Am C
Look at me and tell me the truth
D
What do you do
F
When people don’t know
Am
What we go through
(Am - C - D - F )
They see my blonde hair
Blue eyes and class
But they don’t know
I have a really big heart
(Am - C - D - F )
Please don’t get me wrong
I know that I’m hot
Textbook perfection really takes a lot
Weird guys call my phones
And girls call me names
Like Miley said “I can’t be tamed”
CHORUS:
(Am - C - D - F )
Hot girls we have problems too
We’re just like you, except we’re hot
The world needs to open their eyes
And realize
We’re not perfect
And sometimes we lie
(Am - C - D - F )
I’ve got the look
I’ve got the butt
But those things don’t make me a *slut*
Boys call me stuck up
Girls say I’m conceited
On behalf on all hot girls those comments are not needed
(Am - C - D - F )
Just cause I’m pretty
I have to be dumb
I don’t care about which
I just wanna have fun
(Am - C - D - F )
People start rumors
And say things about me
Funny thing is I didn’t go to the party
CHORUS:
(Am - C - D - F )
Hot girls we have problems too
We’re just like you, except we’re hot (hot hot hot hot)
The world needs to open their eyes
And realize
We’re not perfect
And sometimes we…
Hot girls we have problems too
We’re just like you, except we’re HOT
The world needs to open their eyes
And realize
We’re not perfect
And sometimes we lie
RAP:
(Am - C - D - F )
Why oh Why
Can’t you see
You are all
Just like me
We make mistakes
And get in trouble
Now you know our hot girls trouble
CHORUS:
(Am - C - D - F )
Hot girls we have problems too
We’re just like you, except we’re hot
The world needs to open their eyes
And realize
We’re not perfect
And sometimes we lie
Hot girls we have problems too
We’re just like you, except we’re hot
The world needs to open their eyes
And realize
We’re not perfect
And sometimes we lie
Just kidding
We’re perfect
