CHORUS: Skip a [A] Rope ... Skip a [E] Rope ... Oh, [A] listen to the children while they [F#] play ... Now, [A] ain't it kinda funny what the [F#] children say ... Skip a [A] Rope ... Daddy hates Mommy, Mommy hates [F#] Dad ... Last [A]night you should'a heard the [F#] fight they had ... [A] Gave little sister another bad [F#] dream ... She [A] woke us all up with a [F#] terrible scream; [CHORUS] [A] Cheat on your taxes, don't be a [F#] fool ... Now [A] what was that they said about a [F#] Golden Rule ... [A] Never mind the rule, just play to [F#] win ... And [A] hate your neighbor for the [F#] shade of his skin; [CHORUS] [A] Stab 'em in the back, that's the name of the [F#] game ... And [A] Mommy and Daddy are [F#] who's to blame ... Skip a [A] Rope ... Skip a [E] Rope ... Just [A] Listen to your children while they [F#] play ... It's really [A] not very funny what the children say [F#] ... Skip a [A] Rope ... [F#] ... Skip a [A] Rope ... [F#] ... [fade] Skip a [A] Rope ... [F#] ... Skip a [A] Rope.
