SONG: Lonely Pew
ARTIST: Dan Studney and Kevin Murphy
From the musical, Reefer Madness The Musical
Gm
F6
The service today was really exciting!
Gm D#--A#/D--Cm--A#--G# --
Yahweh was mad, and did plenty of smiting!
Gm F6
With locusts and plagues, and little green froggies
Gm D#--A#/D--Cm--A# --
All that and more thundered down from the sky
G#--Am7b5 C#
I reached for your hand like I always do
Fm G--G#--G--G#--Gsus4 G
But beside me was just an empty wooden pew
C Dm7-G -
There's hymnals and a rosary
C F - Fm -
But they don't keep me company
C Fsus4 - F -
The wafers now don't taste so great
Em - Bdim - Dm9 - G -
They won't transubstantiate
C E7 Am
Without you near the gospel choir sounds askew
Fm C Dm7 Gsus4 G
Jimmy, come back and fill my lonely pew!
C Dm7 - G - C Fsus4- Fm - Gsus4 -
A gloomy church that you're not in can lead a girl to mortal sin!
G - Dm - Fdim -
A lady asked: "Is this seat taken?"
Am
I lied, I guess!
E7sus4 - E7 -
I told her, "Yes!"
C Dm7 - G - C Fsus4 - Fm -
I pray a holy shining star will lead you home from where you are
C Fsus4 - F - Em7 - C#dim - Dm9 - G -
In a fog or lost at sea...or could it be you're tired of me?
C E7 A
It's a line of thought I'd rather not pursue!
Fm C F - Fm/G
Jimmy, come back and fill my lonely
C#dim C11
pew!
