Artist-Speechwriters LLC Song-Hitchhiker's Guide Album-Clones A - x0222x Db7 - x4342x D - xx0230 Bm7 - x20230 F#m7 - 2x222x G - 3x0030 Intro- A, Db7, D, A X2 A Db7 D Before you say a word I should tell you that I've heard it all before A And you should probably save your breath Db7 D Your feelings of disgust, your thinly veiled mistrust A My friends have lectured me to death A Db7 D The people on the news predicted he would lose A And this was never part of anybody's thoughts Db7 But something must have gave, or someone must have caved D A 'Cause now he's up there and they're calling all the shots A Db7 And now most everyone's been taking turns at pointing out the flaws D A Accusing us of sabotage and fracturing the cause Db7 With fingers pointing everywhere and flapping of the jaws D A I just avert my eyes and take the abuse A Db7 In social situations I keep mostly to myself D A 'Cause no one wants to hear about my failing mental health Db7 And party conversation, I just keep it on the shelf D A 'Cause I've discovered it's of very little use A D And now I'm here A Stopped at the red light Bm7 Watching the headlights F#m7 D And what if it's all a trick that I fell for A Bm7 G D It's happened before more times than I would care to own up to A And I don't know about you Bm7 But I've been getting so tired F#m7 D Of holding out my thumb for salvation A Bm7 G D The indication is that no one really feels like slowing down A Db7 D A X2 A Db7 D I listen to the Clash, I separate my trash A I'm pretty vocal when I feel like things are getting out of hand Db7 D But nothing that I do is ever getting through A And I just wonder if nobody understands at all A Db7 D The revolution won't be televised 'cause television's free A And no one's really sure just what the price is going to be Db7 D We're slowly going broke, our scene's become a joke A For coked-up funnymen and everyone but me A Db7 D I like to think that what we had was more than just a fad A That it was rooted in some bigger kind of truth Db7 But friends just shake their heads, make jokes about the Dead D A And tell me that they used to think the same things in their youth D A I'm stopped at the red light Bm7 Watching for headlights F#m7 D And what if it's all a trick that I fell for A Bm7 G D It's happened before more times than I would care to own up to A And I don't know about you Bm7 But I've been getting so tired F#m7 D Of holding out my thumb for salvation A Bm7 G D The indication is that no one really feels like slowing down A Db7 D A X2