[Verses] Am C Dm Do you know why you're lonely? G G7 C It's because you're fat and gay. Am C Dm Girls don't choose the nice guys. G G7 C And you're a nice guy, but you're fat and you're fucking gay. Am C Dm And why don't girls see the inside? G G7 C Oh they do and they see that you're still fat and gay. Am C Dm |: There's no such thing as the friend zone, friend zone. G G7 C The only reason that you're lonely, is because you're fat and gay. :|