(D)
When a freight train jumps off a track
And rolls down my road
And it's summer time in Texas
And they're playing in the snow
(G)
When politicians everywhere stop telling lies
(D)
And only state the facts
(C) (G)
Right then, that's when
(D)
I'll take you back
(D)
Let's say I get bucked off a bull and fall and hit my head
And then I get amnesia and forget the things you said
(G) (D)
I lose my better judgment and I take up smoking crack
(C) (G)
Right then, that's when
(D)
I'll take you back
[Chorus]
(A)
Go on keep trying
(G)
Come on keep calling
(A)
You know I like it
(G)
When you come crawling
(A)
It's like music
(G)
To hear you bawling
(D) (C) (G) (F) (D)
Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa
(D)
When Donald Trump takes a part time job parking cars
When Clint Eastwood does ballet in a big pink leotard
(G) (D)
And a donkey wins the Derby as he takes his victory lap
(C) (G)
Right then, that's when
(D)
I'll take you back
[Repeat chorus]
(D)
The day that old morning sun rises in the west
And they pass a law in L.A. banning artificial breasts
(G) (D)
When cars can run on water, gasoline and oil ain't worth jack
(C) (G)
Right then, that's when
(D)
I'll take you back
[Repeat chorus]
(A)
It's like music
(G)
To hear you bawling
(D) (C) (G) (F) (D)
Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa
