Tim Heidecker - Scientology Thats The Plan For Me

 A  D and E through the entire song. Laughably easy to play


A                                D
Scientology, thats the plan for me
   A                             E
Im gettin' my whole family involved

A                                           D
Use it responsibly and only in times of need.
    A                       E    
and maybe one day we'll meet Tom.


Chorus

D                             A
Walked into the celebrity center
D                          A
Came out feeling much better
        E
Yes I DID!


A                                D
Scientology, thats the plan for me
   A                             E
Im gettin' my whole family involved


Guitar break:


E|----------------------------------------------------------------------
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------
G|--6--6--6--4--2-------------------------------------------------------
D|-----------------7--7--7--4--2------------------------------6--9--11--
A|--------------------------------4--7--7--7--5-----5--7h9r7------------
E|-----------------------------------------------7----------------------

E|--------------------------------------------------------------------
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------
G|--6--6--6--4--2-----------------------------------------------------
D|-----------------7--7--7--4--2--------------9--7--9--7--9--9/11--9--
A|--------------------------------4--7--7/14--------------------------
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------

D                                A
Gonna get my copy of dianetics sign

Gonna get my copy of dianetics sign

gonna get my copy of dianetics sign

Yes I will, ohhh YEAHH!


A                                D
Scientology, thats the plan for me
   A                             E
Im gettin' my whole family involved
(yeah the wife and kids!)

A                                           D
Use it responsibly and only in times of need.
    A                       E    
and maybe one day we'll be tall.


Chorus

D                              A
Well they fitted me for a uniform
D                               A     E
said Im gonna be working for the C ward

A                                D
Scientology, thats the plan for me
   A                             E
Im giving all my money to them! TAKE IT ALL!

I haven't seen my wife! They say she belong to someone else!


said I wasn't good enough.  Gonna hand out some free books. FREE BOOKS!